Open letter to spam writes

Can't the folks who write spam be a little original? I clear out my comment spam every couple of days, and see the same thing repeated over and over.... "original site, I wish to be like you" yeppers, that makes me want to approve you. I mean come on, can't I get some original flattery, some, love the background pic, great writing, or something like that? sheesh. My kids could have done better than than when they were 2. Come on, give me some originality. Give me something that POPS!